I farted on a midget once. Her name was Aunt Jamima. But the power of my fart knocked her over, and she hit her head on the floor trim. And died
I like PICKLES and PEANUT BUTTER Between my buttcheeksWHEN DO YOU WANNA HANG OUT? BECAUSE I'M BUSY. CHECK OUT MY SCHEDULE AND CONTACT MY BOOKING AGENT
This is a gross nasty looking person.
Things I want to do before I kill another midget with my farts: