wut

I farted on a midget once. Her name was Aunt Jamima. But the power of my fart knocked her over, and she hit her head on the floor trim. And died

I like PICKLES and PEANUT BUTTER Between my buttcheeks

This is a gross nasty looking person.

Things I want to do before I kill another midget with my farts:

• Sniff a midget
• Kick a midget man in the nuts. Because all I would have to do is raise my toe
• Why am I doing this?

SPODERMAN